The Unemployable Parts

I only get weird with scotch
Picked up the keys to my new apartment before my audition!

Picked up the keys to my new apartment before my audition!

Here goes nothing

Off to surrender my hopes and dreams to the Second City powers that be. 

A story really isn’t any good unless it successfully resists paraphrase, unless it hangs on and expands in the mind.

—Flannery O’Connor

As I pack my books for my upcoming move, I am reminded of the greatest title of all time, Give the Lady What She Wants. It is the delightful story of Marshall Fields. It is also fantastic advise.

As I pack my books for my upcoming move, I am reminded of the greatest title of all time, Give the Lady What She Wants. It is the delightful story of Marshall Fields. It is also fantastic advise.

Getting out of work early means sketch writing and Second City archives. Not a bad start to a three day weekend.

Getting out of work early means sketch writing and Second City archives. Not a bad start to a three day weekend.

samreich:

Kelly and Dan wrote this fake menu and passed it around Brooklyn a few weeks ago.  It is without a doubt the funniest thing of the year.  I can’t read it aloud without laugh-crying. 

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. *
*Unlike most people, I don’t say that often.

samreich:

Kelly and Dan wrote this fake menu and passed it around Brooklyn a few weeks ago.  It is without a doubt the funniest thing of the year.  I can’t read it aloud without laugh-crying. 

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. *

*Unlike most people, I don’t say that often.

(Source: adamconover)

Real Talk

If you have a uterus and Patty Griffin doesn’t make you feel all the feelings, something is amiss. 

Head shot or photo for my real estate agent business cards? Hard to tell, isn’t it? 

Head shot or photo for my real estate agent business cards? Hard to tell, isn’t it? 

In other words, in order for our lives to go forward, in order to engage fully in life, we need to be willing and able to accept what is right in front of us.

—Jane Lynch on the most important rule of improvisation: Yes, and.