The Little Prince
This is the tops.
Man, this is so great.
Drunk on musicals.
I like the idea of giving your girlfriend a conch shell to blow on cause she won’t suck your dick; a lady does need something in her mouth at all times. But the next time she drinks too many Strawberitas, maybe you could take the fucking sea horn away from her and get her inside so I don’t have to.
We’re in Old Town not Wrigleyville. Here, we sleep at night because we have jobs to get to in the morning.
You’ve got this great sort of Molly Shannon, Aidy Bryant thing going on.
—Our director for this years Mary Siewert Scruggs Works By Women Festival really knows how to butter me up.
Gratuitous hot guy carrying books.
The greatest, most unparalleled (and probably incorrect, but who cares I’M COUNTING IT) compliment I’ve ever received came after an improv set, when an audience member told me that my performance style was similar to Jet’s. This exceedingly talented woman is currently working on a potential television series called You Should Be Famous. Jet, who plays many of the shows hilarious and positively inspired characters, has created a page with Indiegogo where fans of her work, comedy, or laughing in general can help fund what will surely be a fantastic project. You
can should contribute here.