I can’t find my copy of What We Talk About When We Talk About Love, and I for real feel like it’s a terrible omen.
Handy phrases to help you survive your next conversation about Gaza.
It’s important to stay informed.
I’m going broke spending money on weddings that aren’t mine.
If I’m not married in the next 10 years, do I get to throw myself a spite shower where everyone has to buy me a KitchenAid?
Tinder has taught me that if I gain anything in this life, it will not be because of my intelligence, skills, or general wherewithal. It will be because of my hair.
Drinking a serious amount of wine after watching a documentary on Jonestown.
Let’s all be cool, people. Let’s all just be cool.
OH GOD, MY HEART! GETTING MISTY AT WORK BECAUSE I LOVE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE!