The Unemployable Parts

I only get weird with scotch
Traffic didn’t stand a chance. #queenofthenight

Traffic didn’t stand a chance. #queenofthenight

And I knew our joy would fill the earth, and last till the end of time, my love.

And I knew our joy would fill the earth, and last till the end of time, my love.

Hike.

Hike.

It’s so good! Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!

It’s so good! Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!

Growing a beard and carrying Girl Scout cookies is the male equivalent of taking off your glasses and putting on a dress.

Growing a beard and carrying Girl Scout cookies is the male equivalent of taking off your glasses and putting on a dress.

Yaaaaaasssssssssss

Quite the eventful Sunday

My great uncle and his wife disappeared at Lake of the Ozarks while on their honeymoon. They were thought to have been killed after an excursion boat capsized. A retired Coast Guard Captain just messaged me on LinkedIn about the incident; apparently, he’s still investigating what went on.

I want to be his Lisbeth. 

Also, Chicago PD have some fugitive held up on Lake Shore Drive. They’ve re-routed all lanes of traffic so the roads are a mess. There are  an unnecessary amount of helicopters recording the standoff. They’ve been making my windows rattle for the last 6 hours. This is much less intriguing and much more annoying. 

Done

Everyday after work this week I’ve put a Cadbury Egg in my mouth, taken off my pants, crawled into bed, and have stayed there for the rest of the night because it is literally all my mind and body are capable of. Yesterday I feel asleep at 7:00pm and didn’t wake up until 6:30 this morning. I’m done.

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