The Unemployable Parts

I only get weird with scotch

A very sweet goodbye. 

Judith Schomp and I are Afraid of Danger! This Saturday at The Bar Below! 8PM!

Judith Schomp and I are Afraid of Danger! This Saturday at The Bar Below! 8PM!

In other news

I’m straight up eating this block of cheese like an apple. Just holding it and taking bites.

Internet! Tell me how to live my life!

My tax return is THICK, and I need good ideas on how to spend it. If you need a starting point, here are some things I need:

  • A television
  • A love seat
  • A new job

WHAT SHOULD I SPEND IT ON?!

Baseball!

Baseball!

We had a sold out run. In the words of our director, “It’s been a heck of a run, with a lot of love and a ton of loss. Tonight, we celebrate life, death and everything in between. 10:30 in the Skybox. Dedicated to the memory of Johnny English, and to the hard working artists that put this show together.”

We had a sold out run. In the words of our director, “It’s been a heck of a run, with a lot of love and a ton of loss. Tonight, we celebrate life, death and everything in between. 10:30 in the Skybox. Dedicated to the memory of Johnny English, and to the hard working artists that put this show together.”

The latest promotional video for Life is Just Death Taking a Nap.