Julia Roberts is TRASHED.
This Emmy In Memoriam is KILLING me.
- Brings me pizza
- Describes me as “tiny”
- Loves his child
- Pretends not to mind when I put on Liza Minnelli
- Plays Rugby
- Cares about his job
- Put new floors in his house with his BARE HANDS
- Bought us tickets to the Hawks home opener
- Great big spoon
I provide my father my full address
Dad: What’s your unit number?
Dad: Like G Money?
Me: Yeah dad, like G Money.
Sleep sweet, Mr. Williams. Thank you for the memories.