The Unemployable Parts

I only get weird with scotch
This is what the start of a great weekend looks like.

This is what the start of a great weekend looks like.

Things I Like About the New Man Friend

  • Beard
  • Brings me pizza
  • Describes me as “tiny”
  • Loves his child
  • Beard
  • Pretends not to mind when I put on Liza Minnelli 
  • Plays Rugby
  • Cares about his job
  • Put new floors in his house with his BARE HANDS
  • Bought us tickets to the Hawks home opener
  • Great big spoon
  • Beard
  • Thoughtful
Sometimes you go to the grocery store. Sometimes you just put more beer in the fridge.

Sometimes you go to the grocery store. Sometimes you just put more beer in the fridge.

I was a silly little girl who grew into a silly woman, all the while dreaming that one day I’d get to hear this man say my name. 
Saturdays won’t be the same. Peace on your journey, Don Pardo. 

I was a silly little girl who grew into a silly woman, all the while dreaming that one day I’d get to hear this man say my name. 

Saturdays won’t be the same. Peace on your journey, Don Pardo. 

Sometimes the snow comes down in June. Sometimes the sun goes round the moon. I see the passion in your eyes. Sometimes it’s all a big surprise.

Sometimes the snow comes down in June. Sometimes the sun goes round the moon. I see the passion in your eyes. Sometimes it’s all a big surprise.

Mom is learning. I’m also only just realizing that my mother is listed in my phone by her full name.

Mom is learning. I’m also only just realizing that my mother is listed in my phone by her full name.

Sleep sweet, Mr. Williams. Thank you for the memories. 

Sleep sweet, Mr. Williams. Thank you for the memories. 

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